From Citizen Outreach:
By: Chuck Muth
MASTERS OF DISASTER
“Last night, Republicans lost their third special election in a row in districts they had easily carried in the 2004 presidential election. Should the voting patterns found in those districts be repeated in November, it would be a disaster for the GOP.”
- John Fund, Political Diary, 5/14/08
OLD GRAY MARE
“I’m puzzled by the optimism of so many commentators and Democratic functionaries who are prophesying Hillary’s graceful withdrawal by mid-June. Is there anything in the Clintons’ tawdry history to support such a thesis? Why wouldn’t they play smiley-face rope-a-dope now and smash-mouth alley-and-ambush fisticuffs right to the bitter end—meaning the convention in August? It’s now or never for Ms. Hill. Even if Obama loses this fall, there’s no guarantee whatever that she would win the Democratic nomination in 2012. That hoss will have been around the rodeo way too many times.”
- Feminist author Camille Paglia
OBAMA-CLINTON TICKET?
“(T)his is what some people close to the Clintons are talking about: Is there a way to negotiate a settlement with Barack Obama to have Sen. Clinton on the ticket…? Can he get over the bitterness of this campaign? Can he be convinced that it’s the strongest ticket? Third, of course, would Sen. Clinton take it? I think if it was offered in the right way, yes.”
- ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos
IF HILLARY IS B.O.’S #2
“If Hillary were the vice president you would have Bill rattling around the West Wing and Obama would need a food taster for four years. No way.”
- Unnamed Democrat super-delegate to Political Diary’s John Fund
TOO SMART BY HALF
“Most of all, [Hillary Clinton] was too late in understanding how much the Democratic Party’s mania for ‘fairness,’ as mandated by liberals like her, has, by forbidding winner-take-all primaries, made it nearly impossible for her to overcome Obama’s early lead in delegates…. If even, say, Texas, California and Ohio were permitted to have winner-take-all primaries (as 48 states have winner-take-all allocation of their electoral votes), Clinton would have been more than 400 delegates ahead of Obama before Tuesday and today would be at her ancestral home in New York planning to return some of its furniture to the White House next January.”
- Columnist George F. Will
ANOTHER CPS NIGHTMARE
“He is angry, misses his family and is losing his reddish-brown hair. His dad says his ‘spirit’s broken.’ The 11-year-old Hamilton boy, who has leukemia, was seized by the Children’s Aid Society last week and is being forced to undergo chemotherapy against both his and his family’s wishes.
“...At a hospital appointment for routine tests last Thursday, the Children’s Aid Society of Hamilton took the boy, who cannot be identified under youth-protection laws, into its temporary custody. Chemotherapy treatment was then commenced. His family can visit him only under the watchful eyes of CAS workers and security guards; his father was evicted from the hospital in handcuffs after reacting in anger when his son was seized.
“...The father called the ordeal ‘awful, hell on wheels.’ He said he will fight to regain custody of his son, saying the boy has suffered enough. ‘The best thing for him to do would … be home with us so that if he did pass away, at least it would be home with us and we could take care of him and we could make sure that he’s sent away the way he deserves to be, not poked and prodded and treated like a criminal,’ he said.”
- Jill Mahoney, Globe & Mail, 5/12/08
ILLEGAL DEMANDS
“A lot of Americans can’t get their head around the concept of illegal immigrants demanding civil rights from a country whose laws they’ve broken. After all, these are people who have chosen to live outside our system. And now they want to come inside, but only to ask for this and demand that, without admitting they did wrong or acknowledging their responsibility to make it right.”
- Columnist Ruben Navarrette
BREAK OUT THE VETO PEN
“HR 5830 the Federal Housing Administration (FHA) Housing Stabilization and Homeowner Retention Act would allow the FHA to guarantee as much as $300 billion worth of refinanced home loans for those facing threat of foreclosure. HR 5818 the Neighborhood Stabilization Act, would provide $15 billion in loans and grants to localities to purchase and renovate foreclosed homes with the object of then selling or renting out those homes. Thankfully, President Bush has vowed to veto both of these bills. It is neither morally right nor fiscally wise to socialize private losses in this way.”
- Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas), Texas Straight Talk, 5/12/08
ANOTHER DUMB DEMOCRAT JOKE
An old, blind man wanders into a Democrat bar in Washington, DC, by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a Dumb Democrat joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: One, the bartender is a Democrat with a baseball bat. Two, the bouncer is a Democrat. Three, I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound Democrat with a black belt in karate. Four, the woman sitting next to me is a Democrat and a professional weightlifter. And five, the lady to your right is a Democrat and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and finally mutters: “Well, no; not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
ROOTING AGAINST KIDDIE PORN
Unbelievably, Mary Ruwart, a candidate for the Libertarian Party’s presidential nomination – to be decided in Denver at their convention in a couple of weeks – is out defending her position that children should be allowed to decide for themselves whether or not to participate in child pornography. This has set the LP’s grassroots on fire, pitting the anarchist wacko wing against the rational limited-government wing of the party which resulted in the resignation of the party’s national executive director. And now fellow presidential candidate Wayne Allyn Root has thoughtfully rips Ruwart and her ridiculous position a new one in a column you can read in its entirety HERE on the Muth’s Truths blog.
THE UNION LABEL
Of course, no one could expect less of organized labor but to attack Republicans, even John McCain. But the amount of money proposed to be spent to destroy McCain really makes one wonder if every last union member would approve of such vast expenditures of their dues money?
The Service Employees International Union (SEIU) suffered a stinging rebuke when nearly 47% of the nurses at three St. Rose Dominican hospitals in Nevada voted to join a rival union this week. It wasn¹t enough to decertify the SEIU - 50% was necessary – but with nearly half of the members voting against the union, this shows quite a widespread dissatisfaction with the SEIU.
The Dept. of Labor (DOL) has announced that it is changing the requirements for internal financial disclosures of unions requiring more details on finances and spending. Read more HERE on The Union Label.
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